Scavenger Hunt

By Gyuss Baaltar

This weeks scavenger hunt word is "number" .

This is a photo of my digital altimeter. I wear it on my left wrist
so I know my altitude on every jump. It also tracks my freefalls and
can download jumps to my computer.

Skydivers may not remember dates or phone numbers, but every jumper
always knows how many skydives they've made, and likely how much
freefall time they've accumulated, down to the minute, if not second.

Very important numbers.

 

Throw me the Whip!

By Gyuss Baaltar

I gotta admit, I went to see Indy IV tonight with very low expectations. Let's face it, Lucas hasn't exactly been good at returning to former universes.

Maybe because this wasn't a prequel or maybe it was Spielberg's collaboration, but this was good. It's no Iron Man, but no movie this summer stands a chance at topping that geek work this summer. (and no, Dark Knight won't either)

I'll stay away from spoilers, but this movie went from the beginning in a direction I was not expecting in any way. Great action sequences, wonderful set pieces, and an constant balance of humor made it probably the 3rd best in the series. Indy II went a little to dark for me. I haven't even enjoyed it upon re-watching.

But Harrison Ford picks up the bullwhip again and the entire cast is fun throughout. There are some delightful PG-13 grossouts in it too.

Shia the Poof isn't even nearly as annoying as I thought he was gonna be, though I still don't know why he was needed. I can't think of a single thing he does in the movie that he was essential to. Oh well, the kids need someone to identify with I guess.

Anyhow, on the Dagromm scale it's a solid A-. Worth seeing in the theaters but probably just as good on the home 48 inch LCD.
 

Food Porn

By Gyuss Baaltar
Since human beings descended from the trees and began walking the savanah (sorry Republicans, it's true) there have been many great inventions. The stick. The bigger stick. The wheel. The Heroclix dial.

But I now present for you the culmination of human civilization: The Carmelized Banana Creme Pie.

I split one of these last night at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. My tastebuds shall never be the same again.
 

You got Me

By Gyuss Baaltar

It was the 80's. Metal was rocking! Metal meant long hair that was carefully blow dried, well applied eye liner, and leopard print tights! That's right, tights! But that's how you knew how tough a guy was. Leather jacket over tights.

Maybe it wasn't the greatest time for music, but it's what we listened to at our drafting tables in shop class. And you know what rocked most of all? Hair band ballads. When the artists slowed things down a little bit and sang some sad love song. The lyrics were really more appropriate to a sad cowboy on a sway-backed mare, but they had electric guitars dammit! So it was rockin!

With some trepidation, I present for you another of my secret playlists, hair band ballads!

Admit your love for when bad boys poured their hearts out in the comments. Any good ones I missed?
 

Seen on the Streets

By Gyuss Baaltar

Republicans are really in deep trouble when Humvee driving, Arkansas plate wearing voters have Obama stickers
 

By Gyuss Baaltar

For the scavenger hunt. And , yes, that is blowing from the west.
 

Wrap Up

By Gyuss Baaltar
Thank you for all playing my "Where in the world is Blue Devil?" game yesterday. It was alot of fun to do and the comments on the posts were a blast to read. I was testing the email-to-blog system I want to use in September while on the river. Looks like it's a success!

Alan- Yeah, I came to Manhattan and didn't tell you. As you can see from the posts, it was a packed day.

By the way, it turns out that GTA IV is excellent training for navigating Manhattan. At one point we were in Times Square (you know, right where that awesome stunt jump is, over the LCPD shack?) and S wanted to find the Empire State Building. Thanks to my many dedicated hours to criminality over the last two weeks, I was able to point right to where it should be. And sure enough, though it was blocked from sight by tall buildings, we were able to walk straight to it.

Ok, so the Daily Show was totally awesome. We had tickets, but still waited in line for 3 hours to make sure we got seats since they over book. I already mentioned getting to meet David Pogue in line, that was cool, and he liked my iPhone.

We were in line with a retired couple who go see all these shows live as their hobby. Every afternoon it's either the Daily Show, Colbert, or David Letterman. It's to the point that the warm up acts know them on sight and know their names. Their opinion is that Colbert is by far the best show to see live. Apparently he's got great energy.

I knew we were going to have to go through a metal detector, and so putting all my objects away, the zipper on the pocket to my cargo pants got stuck closed, leaving me unable to take my cell phone out to go through. Luckily the security guards were willing to loan me a swiss army knife they had already confiscated and I cut a hole in the offending pocket.

Lots and lots of line waiting and we got into the studio. The Daily Show set almost felt like a cathedral. I start off every morning watching the Daily Show from the night before. That way I know every morning will start me off in a good mood. We were seated behind the writers and producers, which guaranteed we wouldn't be in a crowd shot. But it was cool to watch them react to the show they had written and it gave us a view of the teleprompter feed, so I could see when Jon went off script. I'm a geek for behind-the-scenes stuff so I loved it.

The show interns repeated the rules for the bazillionth time. - No getting up to go to the bathroom (which is why I hadn't had anything to drink since 2pm) - no taking out your cell phone for any reason - and be enthusiastic!

Then a warm-up comedian named Quincy came out and did a 15 minute quiz show on sit-com theme songs. He did a good job of getting our energy up, and then Jon came out to spend 10 minutes taking questions from the audience. Jon is a tiny little man in person. Seriously, it was like a gingerbread man dressed up a in a suit up there. But he is funny! Every minute he was up on the stage, I was laughing till I cried.

The show went on just like on TV, funny as hell. You know I particularly loved the parts where Bush was eviscerated for his big "not playing golf" sacrifice since we went into Iraq.

The show was going great and then Denis Leary came on. I was never a fan of his before Rescue Me but his edgy firefighter show makes him one of my favorite entertainers these days. Denis and Jon riffed on each other, no script, no real questions. Just two guys BS'ing it up much like a get-together of the Quad. And just as much fun.

All-in-all it was a great way to take a day off of work.
 

Cloudy

By Gyuss Baaltar

Clouds so low you can't see the top of the Delaware bridge you're
driving over.
 

By Gyuss Baaltar

Wow. Just got out of the taping of today's Daily Show. So awesome.
I'm too keyed up to write about it thus sec.

And just met Jackie Mason on 8th. That was cool too.

Ok, keyed up and exhausted. Heading for Jersey and a cheap hotel.

 

By Gyuss Baaltar

Ok digression. I just saw David Pogue standing in line. He's a tech
blogger for the NY Times. He's in the center of this picture, dark
suit, arms crossed.

I introduced myself as a fan. He and his wife couldn't have been more
pleasant.

Heh...he's in the standby line but I've got tickets.

 

By Gyuss Baaltar

Hmmm...long line....looks like I'll soon be in the "no cameras"
area. Could be awhile before I can update. Secret Missions are a
bitch sometimes.
 

By Gyuss Baaltar

These people worship some strange gods. This altar is like nothing
I've ever seen.
 

By Gyuss Baaltar

Despite all my letters and presents I've sent, Tina Fey refused to
come out and meet me. But she did send a special uniformed escort for
me.
 

By Gyuss Baaltar

Strangely, no sign of Spider-Man yet.
 

By Gyuss Baaltar

BD has big brass ones. Ok brass "one"
 

By Gyuss Baaltar

BD mocks your highly inappropriate choice of urban transport.
 

By Gyuss Baaltar

Navigating the tunnel to.......Hell!

/cue spooky music

 

By Gyuss Baaltar

Road Trip sneak attack!!

The ugliest foot on the Internet battles BD....epic struggle ensues!

All over an arguement on what to play on the radio. For the record,
Ugly Foot wanted to listen to Enya.

 

By Gyuss Baaltar

2 hours into the journey and our hero already has to restock vital
supplies.
 

By Gyuss Baaltar

Never defeated, BD uses his mystical trident to pry some stacking
paper from the grip of the foul banking automaton.
 

By Gyuss Baaltar

Blue Devil knows that its important to hit the ATM before a road
trip. Unfortunately, years of being trapped under a demonic curse has
left him with lousy credit, so all Dan Cassidy has is a Giant Foods
discount card.
 

I ask you

By Gyuss Baaltar

Ok Who fans,

Donna:

Annoying Companion

or

The MOST Annoying Companion EVAR!